shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.